I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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