Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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