are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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