I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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