the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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