wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize