and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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