i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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