Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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