We're like a lot better than the average bears
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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