But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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