He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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