I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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