So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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