Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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