You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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