Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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