I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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