At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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