ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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