Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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