Porn is love you can see.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
bring money and cleavage
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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