Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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