I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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