What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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