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(281): View more from Texas

Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him

(1-281): View more from Texas

college has opened so many doors for you

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(248): View more from Michigan

Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.

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(585): View more from New York

at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.

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(702): View more from Nevada

He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...

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(210): View more from Texas

BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed

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(757): View more from Virginia

he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire

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(936): View more from Texas

Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."

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(425): View more from Washington

She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!

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