I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i dont even know how to be here
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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