Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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