its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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