Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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