I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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