i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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