There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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