Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
