none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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