But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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