i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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