This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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