and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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