Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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