So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
