I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
