My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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