She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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