dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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