Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
In America we eat man semen.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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