I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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