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It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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