i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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