But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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