fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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