I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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