real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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